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monster mash parody- the smAsho mAsh
 
I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

smAsho mAshHe did the monster mash It was a graveyard smashIt caught on in a flash He did the monster mash

smAsho mAshFrom my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes

smAsho mAshThey did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash

smAsho mAshIt caught on in a flash They did the monster mashThe zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son

smAsho mAshThe scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

smAsho mAshThey played the monster mash It was a graveyard smashIt caught on in a flash They played the monster mash

Jim G

 

Your theme song

smAsho mAshOut from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing Opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

smAsho mAshIt's now the monster mash And it's a graveyard smashIt's caught on in a flash It's now the monster mash

smAsho mAshNow everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

smAsho mAshThen you can monster mash And do my graveyard smashYou'll catch on in a flash Then you can monster mash
Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

hang on sloopy/ shut up fauci

fauci came from a terrible side of town...

Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

Shut Up Fauci

Fauci came from a grotesque side of town.
Critics of the BIG STATE tried to put fauci down.
Fauci, we're also a critic of you.
So shut up fauci, since you took an oath too.

And so I say now- SHUUUT UP, FAUCI!
FAUCI SHUT UUUP!

Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

The smAsh of Hazzard

Just the good 'ol smAsh, never meanin' no harm, beats all you've never saw, been in trouble on social media since before it existed. straightening out facts. smackin' down hacks. someday our viewers might get me but big tech never will. making my way, the only way i know how. that's just a little more than big tech will allow. just the good ol' smAsh, wouldn't change if I could. fighting the nonsense, it's a neo-renaissance in the 'hood.

Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

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Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

Shut up Fauci ___

Fauci came from a putrid, grotesque side of town.

...and when he commits fraud, we think he should shut down.

Fauci we're no longer listening to you.

Your cure's worse than the disease, plus you swore an oath, too!

So we say now:

                  SHUT UP FAUCI FAUCI SHUT UP.

                            Shut up Fauci; Fauci shut up!

Fauci wears a red mask, yeah, says you should wear 2.

We're UNINTERESTED in the fraud that you spew.

Fauci when I see you daily on the news shows.

You're a Fraudster yeah, and now everybody knows.

...And so we request:

Shut up Fauci; Fauci shut up!

Yeah!  Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! YEAH!

SHUT.  UP.  FAUCI.  FAUCI, shut up!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Shut up Fauci; Fauci shut up!...

 

Original lyrics:

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Hang On Sloopy

 

Aaron carter

 

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

 

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town

And everybody else, tries to put my sloopy down

Sloopy I don't care, what your daddy do

Cuz you know sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you

 

And so I say now

 

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

 

Sloopy wears a red dress, yeah

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But when sloopy wears that red dress, yeah

You know it gives me the chills

 

Sloopy when I see you walking

Walking down the street

I say don't worry sloopy, girl

You belong to me

 

And so I say now

 

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

(yeah) (yeah) (yeah) (yeah)

 

Sloopy let your hair down, ooo

Let it hang down on me

Sloopy let your hair down, girl

Let it hang down on me, yeah

 

Come on sloopy (come on, come on)

Oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)

Oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)

Oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)

 

Well it feels so good (come on, come on)

You know it feels so good (come on, come on)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it sloopy (come on, come on)

Shake it, shake it, shake it yeah (come on, come on)

 

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

(yeah) (yeah) (yeah) (yeah)

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

(yeah) (yeah) (yeah) (yeah)

Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on

Regards, Dan, a. k. a. smAshomAsh

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