{"id":4741,"date":"2022-05-07T08:17:40","date_gmt":"2022-05-07T12:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/?p=4741"},"modified":"2022-05-07T08:17:41","modified_gmt":"2022-05-07T12:17:41","slug":"remember-insurrection-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/2022\/05\/07\/remember-insurrection-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Remember Insurrection Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>THE DAY THE US GOVERNMENT NEARLY FELL<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Insurrection! When over 100 unarmed individuals accessed but did not pluck a government pube. That pube was certainly in grave danger during this insurrection, and if that pube had been damaged or upset in any way, the US government would have probably fallen that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s remember insurrection day! Remember that day, when over 100 unarmed individuals stormed the capital and killed exactly nobody? During day two of the insurrection,.. oh wait, nothing happened. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"604\" src=\"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/FB_IMG_1616301869126.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4742\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/FB_IMG_1616301869126.jpg 720w, https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/FB_IMG_1616301869126-300x252.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE DAY THE US GOVERNMENT NEARLY FELL Insurrection! When over 100 unarmed individuals accessed but did not pluck a government pube. That pube was certainly in grave danger during this insurrection, and if that pube had been damaged or upset in any way, the US government would have probably fallen that day. Let&#8217;s remember insurrection &#8230; <a title=\"Remember Insurrection Day\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/2022\/05\/07\/remember-insurrection-day\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Remember Insurrection Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pmpro_default_level":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smashomash.com\/smashteam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}